Sandra Day O’Bomber
Jailhouse Rockettes Captain/Head Jeerleader

“I’m the Decider.”

Tours of jeer duty: 2
When not jeering, you can find her: Laying the smack down, supremely.
Favorite food: Rookies
Special talents: Breaking kneecaps and glass ceilings.
Favorite tattoo/piercing: You’re out of order!
Sign (Zodiac, or otherwise): Pisces
Patented move: The Swing Vote
Favorite kind of music/band: Early baroque, and West African blues
Type of tree she would be: A willow tree, sometimes swaying to the right, sometimes swaying to the left…
How many licks does it take? At least 5 out of 9
Number of offenders offended: Oh lord, millions.
Favorite cellblock: The one full to the brim with every mascot I’ve put away…