Relent-Lyss

Confusion to our enemies.

Likes: Burlesque, High-fiving, Jack Daniels, Intelligentsia espresso, Dragonette, Making coasters, Full House

Dislikes: Racist jokes, people who don’t recycle, turtlenecks, strobe lights

Bio: Although Relent-Lyss spends an irrational amount of time playing with cats, watching YouTube videos of cats, and making crafts, believe it or not she is not a member of AARP. Her dream day consists of sitting on the beach with her cat and her man, drinking a whiskey-ginger and decoupaging, while watching the Gotham Girls put on a burlesque show. My fingers are crossed.